I’ll be honest. Tumblr and I aren’t the best of friends anymore as a platform. Which is sad as I lived on here for like 6 years! I’m still going to post but to follow me properly you should follow me on

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beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there’s a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just…stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

“god….grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy”

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beyoncescock:

reblog if you only make your bed when you have tons of responsibilities

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whitepeopletwitter:

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artemis-in-space:

fieldbears:

chaoticgouda:

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

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wtf is blaze, app burn in hell

polyphonetic:

every day of my life is a timeloop but i always accidentally figure out the exact action that narratively breaks me out of it and i always get it on the first time every day

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grimeclown:

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not been on tumblr for ages, what are these new whole screen ads as you scroll 🤮

oneheadtoanother:

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shiftythrifting:

I have no idea what this can possibly mean

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timeclonemike:

guerrillatech:

based shadow

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everythingfox:

Goodest boy

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just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

People with two prosthetic legs can choose how tall they want to be

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