I’ll be honest. Tumblr and I aren’t the best of friends anymore as a platform. Which is sad as I lived on here for like 6 years! I’m still going to post but to follow me properly you should follow me on

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beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

omg so we have 1 seeing dog and 1 blind dog and whenever there’s a toy they both want, the seeing dog takes it and just…stands very still. immobile. she KNOWS he will try to wrestle it from her but she has figured out that if she does not squeak it, then he will not find it. leading to this.

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“god….grant me the strength to not squeak the squeaky toy”

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beyoncescock:

reblog if you only make your bed when you have tons of responsibilities

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artemis-in-space:

fieldbears:

chaoticgouda:

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

and the ship name, squire? what is the ship name

“… Kinglebells, m'lord.”

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m3n4c3v35537:
“unexplained-events:
“ Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs
”
Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse” ”

m3n4c3v35537:

unexplained-events:

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

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wtf is blaze, app burn in hell

polyphonetic:

every day of my life is a timeloop but i always accidentally figure out the exact action that narratively breaks me out of it and i always get it on the first time every day

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not been on tumblr for ages, what are these new whole screen ads as you scroll 🤮

catgirlforeskin:
“adulthoodisokay:
“baebees:
“ i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it
”
one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard
”
It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food...

catgirlforeskin:

adulthoodisokay:

baebees:

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons

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shiftythrifting:

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I have no idea what this can possibly mean

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everythingfox:

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Goodest boy

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just-shower-responses:

just-shower-thoughts:

People with two prosthetic legs can choose how tall they want to be

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