wowwforever:

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he’d be like “Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line..” and then he’d rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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explodingsilver:

yaoist:

it’s very funny how people immediately forget a character is disabled as soon as their character arc stops orbiting around their disability. like he’s missing a leg.

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callmebliss:

snazzy-hats-and-adhd:

spirited-away-to-mandalore:

💀🐴SKELTON PAINTED HORSES🐴💀

Oh fuck, are those friesians?

GLOW IN THE DARK????

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

coriumfigs:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i don’t like the fact that the eiffel tower can stretch. i don’t like that

like i get that its probably back aches & sometimes ya gotta stretch those muscles out. still don’t like it

Elaborate.

ALT

i don’t like it

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depsidase:

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cheeeryos:

timemachineyeah:

ralfmaximus:

clementimetodie:

vajracchedika:

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reblog to kill it faster

The report says that by year four of the Alexa experiment, “Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week, but most of those conversations were trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather.” Those questions aren’t monetizable.

So they didn’t want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you’d tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

this is the kind of stuff the cyber dystopias never think to include. “spying on everyone couldn’t make enough money :(” like what

they aren’t losing money on the product itself they’re losing money they wanted to make after selling it lmao boo fuckin hoo

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lesbianredpanda:

asundergrowth:

freeasfishes:

Good morning to Banana the Lobster, and only Banana.

For a second I was really concerned that the lobster was transphobic before realizing the link is from the daily mail

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sandmandaddy69:

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huffylemon:

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grimeclown:

cant stop thinking abt this bit from a psa about activated charcoal flushing your medications from your system

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